oh boy.

portals are cool

tomatofan said:
portals are cool

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

tomatofan said:
portals are cool

you can fuck someone across the country with them that's what makes it cool

isaac-clarke said:
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

im laughing my ass off but what??

imafurrynowweird said:
im laughing my ass off but what??

it's a portal 2 r e f e r e n c e

isaac-clarke said:
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

or just put the lemons on a string and use them as anal beads

Glad I logged in soon enough to see this.

tomatofan said:
or just put the lemons on a string and use them as anal beads

That could work
If you're brave enough

NOW you're thinking with Portals!

unnamed13 said:
NOW you're thinking with Portals!

Fuck i was about to type that

This reminds me of a Star trek Ferengi rule of acquistion. Always fuck the boss, never the bosses sister.

666 likes wow

imafurrynowweird said:
you can fuck someone across the country with them that's what makes it cool

Even better, you could run an ethernet cable through a portal instead of using wifi.

If that dick going all the way up to her chest. Does that mean she'll have babies in her chest? Like some sort of a alien thing haha.

Am I the only one that wants to see Llydian use the portal device to have her boss fuck her friend while she fucks her boss.

garlic_bread said:
Even better, you could run an ethernet cable through a portal instead of using wifi.

Now your thinking with portals

Okay. I honestly thought the story was done when she pulled her pants off to get out of the portal. I didnt expect three more pages of this! Not complaining. Just surprised.

I'm just waiting for her to pop it in Llydian's mouth as she comes back up, so that it's a see saw of pleasure.

Furry Logic Lel

isaac-clarke said:
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

yeah. Yeah.. YEAHHH
YEAHHHHH oh I like this guy

God, I love seeing herms fucking other herms. ^_^

Spoonman said:
God, I love seeing herms fucking other herms. ^_^

herms on good terms