Oh hey, welcome

Yup, just you average "totally not furry" guy, not that original eh?
Just here, having fun
You'll probably see me throwing random shit at this description, or maybe finally doing something coherent, idk

I've been writing for quite some time (like a month, i forgot) random bullshit on this description and I don't know how to feel about it... Meh, I'll just continue, is funny (I think)

Oh and, if you are going to read through all of this, please do so with this on the background.

Now that you are here, let me show you my favorite video

Idk man

Well... I don't know what else to add here at the moment... Um...
Go listen Propane Nightmares? Is a banger from the band Pendulum
I mean, if you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Vodka does actually mitigate rads on your body right?
...right?

One day I was playing CoD Zombies with my friends, we where on a kinda hard custom tower. Okay so I was already getting some perks and one of them on the way was "Deadshot Daiquiri", I was considering getting it just to stack up on all the perks but decided to better save the points for the next floor (each floor had a perk), next floor had a Der Wunderfizz and I better decided to use that instead, who knows maybe I'll get a Widow's Wine or something.
Motherfucker gave me Deadshot Daiquiri.

I did not threw my friend countless times into The Goo I swear

The Madness of the Hatter is such a underrated track from Madness Combat

I can still hear the "No, wait!" On Salt In The Wounds, good times

PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies.

Either my computer doesn't run well DUSK at 60 FPS making the aim slippery and the movement inconsistent, and in the process ruining my accuracy and agility in any combats, or I just suck at the game.
I think it's the second.
Or maybe not, the frame rate that I have on ULTRAKILL is pretty stable, I honestly don't feel it slippery, man I can land my shots!
...buuut my style points suck, nevermind. Update: Welp, the other day I managed to P rank V2's first encounter, there might be hope...

Why do I keep using UPPERCASE on the names? Idk, the developers write them like that, right?

One day playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. I got grenaded so hard that I got converted into Monolith.

Mimimimi mimimimimi

Is someone even reading this? I don't know, but if you are I really appreciate your attention and the time you are taking to read this messy About Me, I hope you are having a wonderful day. <3

The other day I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 with my friends, I don't remember exactly which one but we where on the finale, rescue arrived, some of us were low on health, I just looked at my friend deep in the eyes and said "Remember the opening scene from 28 Weeks Later?"

I've seen people writing their fetishes on their Description so I should do something like it...
You know, sometimes when I'm eating beans I like to pick and eat them one by one because I like the texture and the flavor on it, naughty right?

Never played Fallout before, I've seen some gameplays on Youtube (But mostly Fallout 4) and learned just enough, didn't had a good pc that could run it, got a decent Pc. I was scrolling through my Steam library and noticed both Fallout 3 and New Vegas right there product of the previous summer sale and decided to give it a go. Choosed New Vegas, a friend of mine recommended me to get some quality of life mods to improve the game because the base game can be kinda messy, searched for some carefully because I still want a vanilla experience and well... My head fucking hurts.

Man I'm hungry.

Would a chainsaw work as an alternative to a blender?

Would napalm work as an alternative heat source for cooking in.the absence of anything else?

Would a TBG-7V warhead work as an alternative to a meat tenderizer?

Would a rock work as a tool to fix a relationship problem?

Can you use a frag grenade as an alternative to a hammer? No like actually, it would work or just explode?

Imma cup.

6 is the best Swedish number.

You shouldn't have come here stalker! Now you will be wurm food!

I've never had a membership in Club Penguin, my life sucks

I once gulped a piece of tinfoil for no fucking reason

Cannot hear the work "machine" without thinking of that one whole sentence (or one of them)

Do not trust your eyes

Fuckf

Shotguns at long range was my best idea (and I'm not talking about slugs.)

Hello Mario.

I fucking love chocolate

Some years ago I was playing Terraria, I was on my basic ass base and I... Accidentally throwed a sticky dinamite stick that I had on my hotbar in the middle of my base... I wish I could say that it was intentional

The other day I had a dream

Why am I here

I still want to know what's on the canister

What's the nutritional value of plastic explosives?

I remember when I was scared to monsters, then I found this website

Speaking of this website, fun fact: My first interaction with this website was when I found that Banned From Equestria Halloween (forgot the exact name) flash game

Wait, what the fuck is "sex"?

I just had a Pizza

AGGA

I don't know how a chill session of Left 4 Dead could end into half an hour of men screaming into a microphone, but it happend.

DO NOT TRUST YOUR EYES

> Rip spine out

Sharks are cool

Why

Me when e6 down

fasksofjodyuhwuvurihfojsonqwudibfinznodoje

Everybody deserves a hug

Say the line Joel

Do you ever feel so ill that you start hearing in slow-motion?

Ushankas are comfy

When I was very young I knew basically nothing about Resident Evil 4, though I was interested in the game, I randomly came across some videos about some of Leon's cinematic death scenes, they where edited in such a serious and dramatic way that... Basically gaslighted me into believing that Leon fucking dies canonically. Then I played the game and... Shit.

Years ago when I still had my Nintendo DSI I used to go to the voice recorder, say something backwards just to edit the audio, use the backwards effect so I can listen to the audio straight

I used to be scared of the bots from CS 1.6

"Badgers, we are the badgers..."

I used to have a Yo-yo

Wait, did they forgot "It" in the RE4 Remake?!

Airboap

When was the last time I hear the term "surfing the web"? Hmm... Don't even remember

Was playing Left 4 Dead the other day, we where on the finale of Death Toll, already at the boathouse about to call in rescue, someone accidentally melee'd me and another guy, the other guy proceeded to melee back the person that had the missclick and after that everything went full on pvp inside the boathouse while the horde just started, even the other person that wasn't affected joined to this senseless violence, funniest shit I've seen this week.

Got me a new mouse, and man finally I'm able to hit my shots, or maybe it is just placebo... Idk, mouse is cool.

Was playing Monster Hunter Portable 3rd with some friends the other day, we were doing the urgent Nargacuga mission and well, in the middle of the combat I was talking with my friend about how enjoyable the Nargacuga battle is, because it was well balanced and if you played your cards right you could finish it no hit, while if you screwed over was mostly all on you and not due a unfair attack like some hipcheck or the monster walking you to death, minutes after I said that Nargacuga walked me to death.

Damn, and to think that everything started with me respecting the quality of various furry artists.

It is June and I can smell those sweet Steam sales...

How the fuck my Steam profile store keeps recommending me furry porn games, I literally have 0 furry interaction there, nor even talked to a furry

Was playing Keep Talking Nobody Explodes with a friend the other day, I went into the complicated cables module, I described them and asked for help, I got answered with "I'm sorry."

Was playing NMRIH the other day with the boys, at a point I got bitten, minutes after I heard a loud-ass shotgun blast behind me followed with "You good bro"

Can you milk a Spider?

I found out some misspellings on this About Me like I had a aneurysm or something, let's just hope no one has seen them...

The game

Need
More

One of these days they are going to add Barbie to Call Of Duty I just know it...

I love Pelipper

Shoutout to that one Goodra on that Pokémon Unite match that took down a Mew, Tyranitar, Mewtwo and a Hoopa with his Unite Move active during the final stretch.

I miss rage comics

You fucked up my face

I love how passive-aggressive Pokémon Sleep is, all chill and comfy, but if you try to check the time when sleep tracking it blasts you with full bright

Do you think you'll get your own squad after what happened last night?

> Starts a new game of Borderlands 2 with the boys.
> Arrive to Sanctuary.
> Go broke in a crippling gambling addiction.
Off to a great start.

Bimbo is good bread

I don't know what English is

"Sounds like somebody is breaking in!!"

Fun fact: I was in HUGE pain while writing this line.

I love Hrot, it has a nice creepy ambiance to it and then there is a levitating dumpster.

Chips aren't dinner. (Would still eat them.at dinner tho)

"Why do they call it an oven when you cold eat the food out hot when the..."

Remember Plazma Burst 2?

A Tsareena named "hermaster<3" and a Gardevoir named "herpet<3" was one of the things that I least expected to see in Pokemon Unite, but ok.
...They did provide a good defense in bottom tho.

Lapras + Glaceon/Inteleon = Drive-by

The pain is back.

"Amoonguss it's bug type" - Said a sleep deprived me while playing Pokemmo with the boys. I must say that I got bullied to oblivion by saying it that night.

I still want to know what is green's problem.

I love the idea on setting yourself on fire to do more damage.

Picking up Ipecac + Rubber Cement wasn't my wisest move so far... But at least it was funny.

One time I was playing Terraria with a friend of mine during one of the halloween events, I remember we where getting many vanity sets thanks to that current event. I remember my friend going like "Hey I've found something for you!" or something like that during that game session, previously we had a heated argument on a Borderlands skin (which it is a different story altogether) that basically it was a way for me to call him a furry, so in that context I went like "Oh I know that you want to give me a fursuit" or something like that mocking him. And so he arrived at my location, motherfucker came out with this.
... I used it through the rest of the game, totally deserved.

I'mma just link this for no reason

Gnomes are evil I swear

Imagine, you wake up one morning hungover as fuck, you go to check your phone and as soon as you turn on the screen it goes like "Kill the Strelok".
No catchphrase here, I just thought it was funny.

Don't you hate when you get murdered so hard that you become 6 years younger?

The water treatment plants from where I live were on maintenance, so without me knowing I went ahead to wash my hands, I got them all soaped up just to see that there was no water... But it was raining outside so I sticked my hands outside of one of the windows and finished cleaning, the end.

One day I went to play Viscera Cleanup Detail with the boys, it quickly escalated in us performing an exorcism to a bucket. Yes, with actual prayers a gun and all.

s.623+A/B/C is the bane of my existence.

Fun fact: Before making this description the mess it is today, I had put in instead the whole Wikipedia article on the VSS Vintorez.

Imagine Spotify Wrapped, but it gets everything wrong and starts talking about cake frosting for some reason.

Was finally watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure since a couple of months, and now I get it... They were right, everything is a JoJo reference.

I remember a time when I was younger, Undertale was on its peak and thought kinda late, I gave it a try. Loved the game, I liked Sans a lot so I wanted to get some fanart from him, I didn't know better so I searched him in Google Images... Bad fucking idea.

This feels like a picnic.

I can't believe one of the most horrifying experiences in my life is making popcorn.

Your face, your face, what's the difference?

Merry 2014 guys

I do believe that buying the golden armor as Shovel Knight in Rivals of Aether is the ultimate taunt.

Apparently I've finished Pokemon Sleep. Huh.

Bing bong

"I'm completely not alcohol today Sir you'll be happy to hear"

Shrimp's chase from The Upturned might be the most horrifying thing I've experienced, and I've played Amnesia: The Dark Descent and Outlast just to name a few.

This time, the pain is worse than ever.

The other day I was playing Far Cry 4, driving to get to a mission, random karma event pops up "Kill the Courier", he was in front as he spotted me, so a chase proceeded, I was trying to shot him with a A99 (ya know, the Tec-9), lots of bullets flying by while we were trying to kill each other but not a single one of mine connected, I was switching from hip fire to ADS trying to get him, random civilian pulls up from the road to the left, aim goes straight to his car while a bullet cleanly targets his forehead, God fucking dammit. For the microsecond that happened I noticed my red dot aiming straight to his head... And no, I'm not using aim assist.

I'm one miss input away to breathe highly toxic/radioactive air

Mmmhh... $8 Hot Dog...

Actual question, since when people started to get horny towards Scp-1471-A to the point almost everybody sees it in that way? (Design and so)
I mean, when I was younger before I had built any tolerance towards horror it's image gave me a incredibly high sense of dread, and obviously in this day and age it doesn't anymore, not only due tolerance to horror if you get me.

And here you see me asking questions in my About Me instead of an actual forum or comment section, one of these days I'll have a heated argument against the wall I just know it...

Or maybe tell it a joke or something.

If the wall laughs back I'm going to crap my pants.

So I was playing Halo for the first time then I tapped "F" to try and turn the flashlight on

Never forget the "UwU incident" from 2024

Just Katress.

Break the cycle.

Imagine you get so mad that you start beatboxing

Potatoes scare me

Hey there champ!

AK-50 is here boys

There was once a time were a cricket broke into my room, I would usually search for it so I can take it out but the motherfucker hid itself bellow some very heavy furniture so I could not reach it. It was sitting there doing a lot of noise for more than a month which I could not sleep through well, but one day finally the noise stopped (maybe he died of old age?).
All I have to say is, fuck you Frederick.

Getting so angry you puke gotta my favorite emotion

"Jumper" is a song from Castle Crashers and you cannot tell otherwise

I'm inside your nearest mirror
get me Out

Dong ding

Sending in big dick energy

"There is always going to be soldiers as there is always going to be hookers"

We can never escape the OICW

Woops, for how long was that misspelling up there?

I hope I'm not the only one who thinks a numpad is really important on a keyboard.

No amount of poison is going to stop me from wanting to f(Hug) Scolipede.

One of my worst fears is being stuffed inside a cornflakes box and then being told mean things to

"Okay Boomerang" might be the funniest weapon name I might have read in a videogame

Currently I am typing this with my internet down

Fuck Murder Time and fuck you Tricky!

If I ever go to Ukraine I'm going straight to the CNPP to find the Wish Granter, I'm going to ask it fuck off

Mouth of a fucking sailor aye? I should do something about it.

The other day I was at my job, very tired and I... Recovered energy by thinking about coffee?

-Fasten Your Seatbelt
-Out Here
-Salt In The Wounds
-Under The Waves
-The Vulture
All of these Pendulum songs have something in common. Can you guess what?

The Steam Sale Girl is leaving this winter (2024)
Life has no meaning anymore

I sneezed the other day and I swear it made the Minecraft dying bat sound

The day I see a Trepang² post in this site I'm going to lose it

New page design jumpscare

The "About Me" section now has a "Show More" button (at least on mobile)
...
Do I have something to do about it?

Do NOT try to rank childhood snacks with your friends.

Apparently I have a fursona now
Hmm
Still not a furry tho

Do NOT make a tier list of childhood snacks with your friends