http://i.imgur.com/tuWNuW5.png

It seems that before Godzilla movies, we had a cute concept of what makes a turtle "giant."

For anyone who enjoys old pulp like me, visit lileks.com and just explore.

How is this not furry? There are 5+ turtles in it

A man's life is full of perils.

Acolyte said:
It seems that before Godzilla movies, we had a cute concept of what makes a turtle "giant."

For anyone who enjoys old pulp like me, visit lileks.com and just explore.

Thanks Acolyte for the link, cool stuff!

Acolyte said:
It seems that before Godzilla movies, we had a cute concept of what makes a turtle "giant."

What are you talking about? Those are normal sized snapping turtle.

tallandall said:
What are you talking about? Those are normal sized snapping turtle.

Read the cover carefully.

Acolyte said:
Read the cover carefully.

I live in Texas and see these guys on the road periodically, those are normal sized.

titanmelon said:
How is this not furry? There are 5+ turtles in it

*16 of them.

This must be the new Mario game.

tallandall said:
What are you talking about? Those are normal sized snapping turtle.

tallandall said:
I live in Texas and see these guys on the road periodically, those are normal sized.

Why were these comments voted down? I mean, yeah, he's wrong about their size...but not the way you guys think he is...

There's something absolutely hilarious about these supposedly masculine depictions of a man struggling to fight against relatively harmless critters.

Whom are you calling harmless, the snappers?

James7503 said:
They are real animals not anthro freaks

You forget the many thousands of bestiality pics.

That one turtle got the Tyson ear bite going on.

Bruh, I'm from San Antonio and let me tell you one thing.
Them turtles are a pain in the ass.

Appelknekten said:
There's something absolutely hilarious about these supposedly masculine depictions of a man struggling to fight against relatively harmless critters.

Not sure that "chewed to bits by angry snappers" with what looks like aggressive turtles is the best choice for 'harmless'.

Mdf said:
Not sure that "chewed to bits by angry snappers" with what looks like aggressive turtles is the best choice for 'harmless'.

Besides which, real-life snappers can take your damn hand off. No joke. Definitely not harmless.

this would be a great horro b movie

Bloody level 1 quests.

It seems splinter has been working overtime with his new students

titanmelon said:
How is this not furry? There are 5+ turtles in it

because that would be a scaley.

Turtle problem!

acsb said:

titanmelon said:
How is this not furry? There are 5+ turtles in it

because that would be a scaley.

Since it’s turtles, wouldn’t that make this scutey?

Hurry marge the snapping turtles are massing

Can confirm this how its like in texas

Plot twist the snappers are swarming to save the woman from a viscous knife wielding murderer

"Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

acolyte said:
It seems that before Godzilla movies, we had a cute concept of what makes a turtle "giant."

For anyone who enjoys old pulp like me, visit lileks.com and just explore.

Neat

titanmelon said:
How is this not furry? There are 5+ turtles in it

Turtles don't have fur

Cant even begin to tell you how often i have found myself in this exact situation.