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SmokePoptartRainbows
MemberI love how genuine it sounds and feels.
user 698135
Memberhopefully squid wood learns from this 😔
TechnoTrance
MemberThat is that tone where you don't wanna yell but you can tell they're just annoyed. Squidward was the straw that broke the camel's back.
FrickThis
Member"Hey Squidward, shut the fuck up. I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you."
o mercurial
MemberWhy did my mind zip to: "Ah hell naw, Spunchbob took 40 benadryls"
Qwazzy
MemberSomehow I don't think this little monologue would actually get Squidward all cowed and intimidated.
If anything, I think it would simply up the intensity of his verbal barbs.
Dyspeon
MemberI love the juxtaposition of a video I like and have watched multiple times being nestled between tons of furry porn. Something about that is beyond funny to me.
DirtyRatMatt
MemberIf Spongebob was on Adult Swim, this 100% would have been a scene in the show.
Data
MemberMight the humor tag become a new favorite of yours?
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