Bro it’s not even out yet…

werson said:
Bro it’s not even out yet…

Never underestimate the astonishing speed with which porn artists latch onto new games, characters, or entities. I distinctly remember artists drawing Salazzle pretty much microseconds after visual confirmation of the pokemon's existence before most of us even knew what the hell a Salazzle was.

This is peak degeneracy and absolutely disgusts me.

*unzips pants*

:(

Well I mean you are supposed to get the dried ghasts wet, not their fault the instructions were unclear.

Well... let's ponder for a bit.

This lil gal.

Lives in actual hell...

Is dying from thirst...

Depressing backstory...

It's hell so everything tastes like absolute shit...

And she just got feed cum...

Now think about it...

How would you react in their shoes and not knowing any better?

I'd think the thought process would be:

"This strong muscular alien thing with these super defined abs that you could grind down obsidian to dust on them. just came to me and saved me and now is force feeding me some real 5 star restaurant gourmet shit till im bloated bigger than any ghast ever was in the nether!!! In fact... got an idea! imma keep him and milk him DRY~"

This my fellow freakybob's...

Is what we call in the industry.

le coup de foudre~

Aka:
"love at first taste."

chrono_spacium said:
Well... let's ponder for a bit.

This lil gal.

Lives in actual hell...

Is dying from thirst...

Depressing backstory...

It's hell so everything tastes like absolute shit...

And she just got feed cum...

Now think about it...

How would you react in their shoes and not knowing any better?

I'd think the thought process would be:

"This strong muscular alien thing with these super defined abs that you could grind down obsidian to dust on them. just came to me and saved me and now is force feeding me some real 5 star restaurant gourmet shit till im bloated bigger than any ghast ever was in the nether!!! In fact... got an idea! imma keep him and milk him DRY~"

This my fellow freakybob's...

Is what we call in the industry.

le coup de foudre~

Aka:
"love at first taste."

You've put way too much thought into it. But hey, I appreciate the dedication buddy.

Pro gooner over here

chrono_spacium said:
Well... let's ponder for a bit.

This lil gal.

Lives in actual hell...

Is dying from thirst...

Depressing backstory...

It's hell so everything tastes like absolute shit...

And she just got feed cum...

Now think about it...

How would you react in their shoes and not knowing any better?

I'd think the thought process would be:

"This strong muscular alien thing with these super defined abs that you could grind down obsidian to dust on them. just came to me and saved me and now is force feeding me some real 5 star restaurant gourmet shit till im bloated bigger than any ghast ever was in the nether!!! In fact... got an idea! imma keep him and milk him DRY~"

This my fellow freakybob's...

Is what we call in the industry.

le coup de foudre~

Aka:
"love at first taste."

There are no words for the emotions I'm feeling