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On 3/25/25, Patient#IC180085 was checked in to Unove Hatten Hospital. Reason: Abdominal Pain (dull ache), Dizziness, Fatigue.
CareTeam consisting of 1 Audino and 1 Indeedee were appointed to handle patient and run diagnostics.
Overlooked diagnostics with CareTeam. Patient's readings were in line with common post-PokeRus strains.
CareTeam and I concluded best action was to handle directly with administration of Healing Pulse and post-Rest.
Patient describes administration of Healing Pulse by staff as "inappropiate, sweaty, and went on forever." Description disregarded.
Patient noted complete relief of abdominal pain and general grogginess, but now complains of constant sexual urges and excessive sexual energy.
Most likely cause: Over-exposure to Healing Pulse near groin area.
Patient dispatched and referred to Unove Hatten Brothel to subside urges. Succesful-Referral bonus recieved on 3/27/25.
Report End.
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