shenzi and timon (the lion king and etc) created by kaion
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Something a bit different this time ;) Commission for Varex :)

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  • Can he pilot her in there, like the rat in Ratatouille? Whatcha think his Synch Rate is?

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  • meshgear said:
    Can he pilot her in there, like the rat in Ratatouille? Whatcha think his Synch Rate is?

    I actually face palmed at that but then I got curious 🤔

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  • meshgear said:
    Can he pilot her in there, like the rat in Ratatouille? Whatcha think his Synch Rate is?

    hit me with an eva reference too? damn

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  • meshgear said:
    Can he pilot her in there, like the rat in Ratatouille? Whatcha think his Synch Rate is?

    Nobody said "cockpit" yet!

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  • Female yeens not only have the pseudopenis, but even fake balls full of cartilage. I read somewhere that even naturalists have trouble telling them apart and one way is to feel up the balls to see if they are real or fake.

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  • woozle said:
    Female yeens not only have the pseudopenis, but even fake balls full of cartilage. I read someone that even naturalists have trouble telling them apart and one way is to feel up the balls to see if they are real or fake.

    *in wild explorer cable channel voices*

    Frank: "Now, mate, way must determine if this spotted hyena is in fact a male. Bill, plays demonstrate foh the audience."

    Bill: "B-But..."

    Frank: "Foh the audience, Billy."

    (Bill has an expression of hesitation on his face as he casually approaches the female hyena from behind)

    *honka honka*

    Bill: "A-Aye, I think the yeen is in fact a female...seems a bit like cahtalige...should we-"

    Hyena: "grrrhhrrrr.....ggrgrghhHHHHRRAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!"

    Porky Pig: "That's all, folks!"

    *cartoony outro*

    *fades to black*

    NOTE: That took me seven minutes to write. What am I doing? meh. off to explore the wonders of...the INTERNET!!!

    NOTE NOTE: Sorry. I'm done now. Cya. :3c

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  • stinkytailsniffer said:
    *in wild explorer cable channel voices*

    Frank: "Now, mate, way must determine if this spotted hyena is in fact a male. Bill, plays demonstrate foh the audience."

    Bill: "B-But..."

    Frank: "Foh the audience, Billy."

    (Bill has an expression of hesitation on his face as he casually approaches the female hyena from behind)

    *honka honka*

    Bill: "A-Aye, I think the yeen is in fact a female...seems a bit like cahtalige...should we-"

    Hyena: "grrrhhrrrr.....ggrgrghhHHHHRRAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!"

    Porky Pig: "That's all, folks!"

    *cartoony outro*

    *fades to black*

    NOTE: That took me seven minutes to write. What am I doing? meh. off to explore the wonders of...the INTERNET!!!

    NOTE NOTE: Sorry. I'm done now. Cya. :3c

    Love this more than I should

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