me being a slurpee goblin at a local 7/11

They said "bring any cup"

I AM THE CUP

That is going to be the worst brain freeze known in the history of history.

HEY!! YOU NEED TO PAY FOR THE SLUSHY GUSHY!!

The goob drinker

No wheezeing the juh-uice!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xuBpdEOxHU

Diabetes speedrun any percent.

roxykrystalloonatic said:
No wheezeing the juh-uice!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xuBpdEOxHU

That's what I was looking for. :3

Can we just talk about the Jaw Stregth and Endurance needed for this? Not only does this require a strong enough Jaw to have pulled the lever that activates the flow, which depending on the store would normally be either a trivial pull or requiring a bit of strength depending on how tight the lever is, but in order to chug the Slurpee AND keep the handle in the position it’s in requires an extreme amount of endurance, which most animals can’t normally achieve due to the natural limits of our bodies, so an Umbreon doing this means that there must be perfect IV’s and EV’s in both HP and DEF, with enough in ATK to pull the lever with just the mouth. Unfortunately, this will still cause a brain freeze (cause not an ice type), diabetus (because it’s a lot of sugar), or both in the worst case scenario. Although this begs a question for me, cause Alolan Raichu has a Pokédex entry where it states that it’s Psychic powers are derived from the Pancakes it eats, so my question is that is it just the pancakes, or is it the amount of sugar in them, since the are described to be incredibly sweet, and if it is the sugar, would something like this allow ANY Pokémon (that could endure it) to gain Psychic powers and, potentially, the Psychic type? Because if that’s the case, then this Umbreon can kiss it’s Fighting Type Weakness goodbye.

Legend has it that..... Umbreon keeps taking

evoli said:
Can we just talk about the Jaw Stregth and Endurance needed for this? Not only does this require a strong enough Jaw to have pulled the lever that activates the flow, which depending on the store would normally be either a trivial pull or requiring a bit of strength depending on how tight the lever is, but in order to chug the Slurpee AND keep the handle in the position it’s in requires an extreme amount of endurance, which most animals can’t normally achieve due to the natural limits of our bodies, so an Umbreon doing this means that there must be perfect IV’s and EV’s in both HP and DEF, with enough in ATK to pull the lever with just the mouth. Unfortunately, this will still cause a brain freeze (cause not an ice type), diabetus (because it’s a lot of sugar), or both in the worst case scenario. Although this begs a question for me, cause Alolan Raichu has a Pokédex entry where it states that it’s Psychic powers are derived from the Pancakes it eats, so my question is that is it just the pancakes, or is it the amount of sugar in them, since the are described to be incredibly sweet, and if it is the sugar, would something like this allow ANY Pokémon (that could endure it) to gain Psychic powers and, potentially, the Psychic type? Because if that’s the case, then this Umbreon can kiss it’s Fighting Type Weakness goodbye.

No i just did a bad job of putting the right paw holding the lever down in view x'D