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gourmand and saint (rain world and etc) created by nonassociatedidiot
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Gourmand's Signature Creampie Stir-Fry

Gourmand shows off how to make his signature stir-fry with the help of Saint. (Made for day 10 of Rain World Art Month!)

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    nonAssociatedIdiot

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    Step 1: Gather resources. You will need:
    - 1 Medium or Large condom filled with slugcat or scavenger semen
    - 1 Green (or larger) Lizard Leg, pre-chopped into meat pieces in cubes with edge sizes of about half a blue fruit's height.
    - 1-2 Lilypuck stems, chopped into the size of eggbug eggs
    - 1-2 Shredded Batnip
    - (Optional): 1 Shaved Spore Puff (Only the outside half, not the inside)
    - A stir frying pan, a heat source, a heat-resistant stirring utensil, a container with a spout (such as a measuring cup), and some oil (either sweat-based or eggbug-based works)

    Step 2: Heat the pan to the point where putting in a drop of oil makes it sizzle. If you put a drop of oil in and it doesn't sizzle that much, it means it isn't hot enough, so be sure it's a loud enough sizzle. Once it is hot enough, pour in the remaining amount of oil.

    Step 3: Put in the lizard meat pieces, and cook them, being sure that all sides of each piece get at least cooked to medium rare before continuing.

    Step 4: Add the lilypuck stems and semen. This makes sure that the semen is properly cooked (and depending on the type of semen, it caramelizes properly too). Stir until either you smell the cooked semen, or the lilypuck stems are much less rigid than uncooked, whichever comes first.

    Step 5: Take the pan off of the heat, and drain the liquids from the pan into your spouted container. If you can't get all of them out, it still works fine.

    Step 6: Add the batnip and (optionally) the spore puff shavings, and stir until thoroughly mixed.

    Step 7: Serve, and use the spouted container as a drizzle overtop.

    And voila, you've made Gourmand's signature Creampie Stir Fry!

    DISCLAIMER! Do not feed to anyone under the age of 18. Additionally, if you have a pet lizard, do not feed it to them either. They will likely get sick from eating either the meat of their own kind or the non-meat substances that they cannot digest.

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    IFHY

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    nonassociatedidiot said:
    Step 1: Gather resources. You will need:
    - 1 Medium or Large condom filled with slugcat or scavenger semen
    - 1 Green (or larger) Lizard Leg, pre-chopped into meat pieces in cubes with edge sizes of about half a blue fruit's height.
    - 1-2 Lilypuck stems, chopped into the size of eggbug eggs
    - 1-2 Shredded Batnip
    - (Optional): 1 Shaved Spore Puff (Only the outside half, not the inside)
    - A stir frying pan, a heat source, a heat-resistant stirring utensil, a container with a spout (such as a measuring cup), and some oil (either sweat-based or eggbug-based works)

    Step 2: Heat the pan to the point where putting in a drop of oil makes it sizzle. If you put a drop of oil in and it doesn't sizzle that much, it means it isn't hot enough, so be sure it's a loud enough sizzle. Once it is hot enough, pour in the remaining amount of oil.

    Step 3: Put in the lizard meat pieces, and cook them, being sure that all sides of each piece get at least cooked to medium rare before continuing.

    Step 4: Add the lilypuck stems and semen. This makes sure that the semen is properly cooked (and depending on the type of semen, it caramelizes properly too). Stir until either you smell the cooked semen, or the lilypuck stems are much less rigid than uncooked, whichever comes first.

    Step 5: Take the pan off of the heat, and drain the liquids from the pan into your spouted container. If you can't get all of them out, it still works fine.

    Step 6: Add the batnip and (optionally) the spore puff shavings, and stir until thoroughly mixed.

    Step 7: Serve, and use the spouted container as a drizzle overtop.

    And voila, you've made Gourmand's signature Creampie Stir Fry!

    DISCLAIMER! Do not feed to anyone under the age of 18. Additionally, if you have a pet lizard, do not feed it to them either. They will likely get sick from eating either the meat of their own kind or the non-meat substances that they cannot digest.

    THANK YOU for writing this.

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