coming soon to DVD
^{(lit. moving picture in circle format)}

Hello, everynyan! How are you? Fine, thank you! I wish I were a bird.

This upcoming episode of Valt the Wonder Deer is about-

GOOD MORNING!

Good morning, Trika!

High five!

Good morning, every- AHH!

Join the Trika Army! Change the world of Toki Pona to a better place like it was once before! This is a decree by Supreme High Ruler Trika.

What are you looking at?

TRIKA!!!
^{(lit. Sika the animal)}

No non-Trikas allowed!

^{(lit. "non-Trika mammals (so, presumably that includes deer, monkeys, and yaks) and monsters (so, presumably the taotie creatures, even the good ones like Kem) and birds (so, Alia then) cannot come in")}

Hello!

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Homework. Name:Trika
Question 1: 2+2= 4
Question 2: If you heat an ice cube, you get water
Question 3: The opposite of big is small
Question 4: What language do we speak? Toki Pona
Question 5: Who is our god and protector? Trika

Today's lesson: NOTHING!

Trika wuz here!
Trika wuz also here!
Valt the idiot wuz not here!
Shitty Alia wuz also not here!

CHATTER CHATTER CHATTER CHATTER CHATTER etc.

fear

(drops)

at (staying)

Scream and fart compilation at the same time!

^{(this appears to be a reference to a previous Trika comic by the author, which in turn references a joke from a Nichijou YTP )}

What's new, friend?

^{(tn: Trika says "soweli" (animal) in place of the usual "jan" (human) from "jan pona" (friend) on account of the listener not being human)}

A-HA! IMPOSTOR!

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TRIKA PUNCH!

TRIKA KICK!

POW!

WHIFF!

(flying)

TRIKA THIRD-EYE BEAM!

THIRD-EYE GLARE!

... okay if you don't know who this is at this point that's on you

Trika-sensei

Impostors beaten: 2/1000

Impostors beaten: 1000/1000

MAGIC BEAM

Your grade (degree of goodness): Very very very good good good!

New score: 20000

New money total: 10000 money

Ha ha! You can try using every method, but this world will always have one TRUE Trika!

Mission "Get rid of all the false Trikas" COMPLETED!

THE END

drawing by jan soweli Kisumoto

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Cutscene (lit. moving picture of talking and no interactivity)

▶ Continue playing the game
- Repeat mission
- Get hot women

opening door

Number 2 (pencil)

Impostors beaten (lit. "you defeated this number of fake Trikas"): 1/1000

Characters from: Valt the Wonder Deer/Deer Elf 2017 and 2020, Azumanga Daioh, and Nichijou
Story referencing various parts of Azumanga Daioh, and YTP: AZUMANGA ADVENTURES Ep 1: ATTACK OF THE FAKERS

(tn: 2020 is a misnomer on the author's part, the redesigned Valt reboot (in which the anthro Trika in this comic came from) actually debuted in China in 2021)

Did you know you can get a popcorn (lit. warm small grains) and drink for only 65 cents?

^{(tn: A reference to a previous Trika comic, which in turn references a skit from a video in the Evaporate series of dream-based animations )}

Valt Trika the Wonder Deer Cat
^{(lit. Magical Animal Wa Sika)}

Does the non-binary procyonid steal mushrooms?
^{(tn: a Toki Pona meme about new words in the official dictionary)}

All-Trika civilization in the whole world: Day number (some number above 39600)
^{(the number is just "mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu ale..." (9900) on repeat, so an English equivalent of this joke would be just an endless string of 9s)}

Don't Forget™: Don't do any studying whatsoever!

^{(tn: this sentence is not very parsable due to the li (>) not belonging there, at this point I am relying on the original YTP for help)(other tn: the sentence literally says "don't forget: don't read knowledge documents and gain knowledge using any method" (a rather roundabout way of translating "study", but remember that this is Toki Pona we're talking about here), only the dialogue mistakenly puts a "li" where an "o" should be, even though the sentence is a command that starts with "o" and therefore "li" shouldn't be used)}