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  1. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Only once, but let's not skirt the issue.


    Have you ever ecxhanged a walk on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?
     
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  2. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Noo but I did play the part of Tweety Pie in a school production once, and owing to my fear of cages had to lead in blindfolded.

    *takes a deep breath*

    Ever lost a tenner and found a tanner?
     
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  3. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Nope - I've been quite prepared to lose £2 though

    Ever watch the clock hoping to make the time pass quicker ?
     
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  4. SexyAssBitch

    SexyAssBitch Porn Star

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    yes

    Have you ever lost track of time?
     
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  5. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Hell yes - normally when the kids are due back and we haven't finished fucking !


    Ever left one of your toys lying around and someone else has handed it back to you ?
     
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  6. SexyAssBitch

    SexyAssBitch Porn Star

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    No.but i did leave a toy in my bedroom and i had a little Ferret(thief)steal it.I was freaking out cause i didnt want anyone to come across it.It took me 1/2 the day just to find my toy.My ferret hid it in one of his stash spots.Boy was i releaved;)Had to throw it out(he chewed it all up:()

    Have you ever laughed so hard that you peed your pants?
     
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  7. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    lol NO lol


    Have you ever been a soul stripper?
     
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  8. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    No, but I've stripped paint :)

    Ever been able to finish off the word bananananananan - I can't *sigh*
     
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  9. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Nope.

    Have you ever just slept the entire day away, and wake up in a different location?
     
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  10. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    No, but we did change the locations of the cushions when we had a kitten - it TOTALLY freaked when it woke up lol

    Ever sat through a rendition of 'Ave Maria' performed by a piano playing tone deaf duck?
     
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  11. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Yes. I thought it would never end.

    Have you ever been bitten by a tone deaf duck?
     
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  12. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I didn't ask about the state of it's hearing, but I did get pecked on the bum when I was 5!! Or was that a swan? Or a dog? Hmm!! I can't remember :confused:

    Ever sung in the cat's chorus and been thrown out for singing off-key?
     
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  13. lollylover

    lollylover Porn Star Suspended!

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    No... but I've sung with a group of bitches....


    Ever wanted to sing at Covent garden?
     
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  14. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti NO!


    Have you ever given a dog the bone?
     
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  15. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    No

    Have you ever gone back in black?
     
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  16. lollylover

    lollylover Porn Star Suspended!

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    No


    Have you ever had your ass groped by a stranger on a train?
     
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  17. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Yes~, stop it.


    Have you ever had evil walk behind you?
     
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  18. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Yes

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  19. lollylover

    lollylover Porn Star Suspended!

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    No... but I've damned rock n roll :D

    Have you ever been rocked to sleep in your lover's arms?
     
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  20. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    :Zz

    Ever wanted to wait for the velvet night to cover your stark daytime mistakes?
     
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