zaffy said:
Just as soon as you start contributing anything of intelligence, value, or even substance, I might consider it. I realize that's asking a lot, as I could eat a bowl of Alphabits cereal and leave a more compelling comment circling the bowl than what you've got here, but I'll bet if you really, really tried, you could come up with something that might even impress a five year old.

Oh reeeaaally.

You seriously think you're "intelligent" because you can type walls of text that would make Fort Knox look tiny? Fact: You're not.

You have contributed nothing and your contrived argument is idiotic as it is redundant and pointless.

You can always just leave and stop making a cunt out of yourself. That option is very open to you. We wouldn't hold it against you.